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“IN MY HUMBLE OPINION!”

This is where we cut through the nonsense and call it like it is. From laughably bad line calls to the ridiculous obsession with league ratings, no topic is safe. If you’re easily offended, maybe stick to your club newsletter—this section is for those who can handle the brutal (and hilarious) truth about country club tennis life.

10 Most Annoying Partners
The 10 Most Annoying Tennis Partners (And How to Deal with Them)
Tennis is supposed to be fun. It’s supposed to be that perfect combination of exercise, competition,...
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Overdressed and Overmatched: Country Club Fashion Victims
Let’s set the scene. You stroll onto the courts for your Wednesday night doubles match, and there they...
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The 3.5 Sandbagger: The Undisputed King of Country Club Chaos
Ahh yes, tennis’s greatest con artist! You know exactly who I’m talking about. Every club has at least...
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You’re Not Going Pro—And That’s Fine, Really
Let’s cut the nonsense. If you’re reading this, you’re not playing in the Wimbledon final anytime soon....
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We expose the quirks, questionable line calls, and mid-match meltdowns that make the rec scene unforgettable.